Beyoncé designed a new pair of sneakers. They were gonna be jellies but she doesn’t think we’re ready.
Jimmy Fallon Monologue (2/26/13)
Wyatt & Boone refused to eat dinner until I counted to 100. I told them I would, but only if I could count by hundreds. They agreed.

thedaddycomplex:

I win at parenting.

Happy Birthday to me :/

AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

Consumed with fear that if I turned away you would be gone. Forever. Lost in the shadows of the big city. If I wandered the streets, would I find you? Terror strikes as I cry out to you. Fallen on deaf ears. Would I ever see you again?
There was a time I was afraid you would leave. What I didn’t know then was that I never wanted you to stay.

r-o-m-a-n-o-f-f:

shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

i’m reblogging this again because i’ve decided that this is how the mornings are going to start in my and maya’s apartment.

She cries out begging me to save her. He’s holding her back. I can see the fear in her eyes and I know time is running out. I see all hope fade from her eyes as he calls to her. She turns towards him. He grabs her hand and slowly walks away. Her eyes never leaving mine. I scream out to him to leave her alone. Pleading with him to let her go as I watch them disappear.
Genius at birth, retarded by choice
gotham-citizen:

One of the best Scenes.

gotham-citizen:

One of the best Scenes.